If you ever ever meet a girl who checks out your gal more that she does you,RUN. She is dangerous. Remember the girls your mother warned you about? She’s group leader! Run mate.
Because I am assuming no girls will read this,I will be plain with you guys.This is dude stuff.The label says ‘men only’ if you didn’t notice.
I would wonder why a chick would check out another chick,especially after meeting her man! Studying competition perhaps? Like if she has a broken tooth,over age- wig,or maybe knock-kneed legs? So she can strike with full knowledge of competition’s weaknesses? Okay,when I said strike..I didn’t mean it like that..um sorry Deo, I am going to tell on you.Just as an example.I wont say your name!! We are good.Right?
So,guys.Now that we have Deo’s consent, I will take you right where it happened. We go for this friend’s kasiki just to show face.Only my friend Deo didn’t just show face.He is smooth on the dance floor, and the ladies noticed. That put me in a tight situation too.You see,Deo’s official squeeze was around and she is this no- nonsese gal who you don’t want to cross. Every now and then,she would give me this chilling look,like I am the reason her guy is that engaged. As luck could have it,someone had let it slip to the adoring belles that main mama was in the house.
Iam quite excited when one of them fans heads my way.
Oh.So it rubs off? Huh! I am thinking! Hanging with the cool guy.Only I was about to be used.
“Is that her, Emma ….?”
“Deo’s chick. Silly”.
“….and you are?”
“Sorry.I am Lynette. We met some time during the meetings”. Okay,so someone knows me.Feels nice.
” Is she the one or not?” I am interrupted.
“Yeah…..but why do you ……..?”.There was no reason to complete the question Lynette had disappeared in the dancing crowd.
Unfortunately for my friend,main gal could not handle all the female attention dude was getting;and she left in a huff. Problem is,dude Deo had the only key.
Ring ring.Ring ring.
Damn! I thought I switched this thing off.
Me😦in sleepy and drunk voice)”Hello?”
Caller: “Man.I cant believe this! “
Me:”So you are calling me at this hour to share your amazement for something?” “You know what Deo,I think it can wait till morning. Good ni…….”
Deo:”Man,you don’t understand.Its Lynette. Omanyi,she came back home with me.She must have heard my phone ringing before I did because she woke me up….”
Me: “Alright man.Thanks for the update.Let me get some sleep.”
Deo:(hushed sneezing) “She slapped me, Emma! I was so shocked I just felt tears flowing down my face!”
Me: “Are you sure you are not confusing Lynette with Dorah?”.
Him: “No.I wish it were Dorah. She called me the time Lynette woke me up and I went out to answer the phone. But even before I could say four words on the phone,she was there standing in front of me. She slapped me so hard my ear feels too swollen for my head…..and you know what made me cry the most? I only met her for the first time at the Kasiki !”
Wait for what Dorah will do,dude.